So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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