it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Two words: blizzard sex
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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