some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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