oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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