What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
sex in a hospital.. check
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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