In the future we'll all be gay
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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