i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hold me and let me compliment your butt