you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?