A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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