also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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