I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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