Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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