I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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