I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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