she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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