IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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