i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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