just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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