Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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