I've blown a few things in my day
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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