escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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