We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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