Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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