YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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