uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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