Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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