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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just found puke in my bra..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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