I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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