You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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