I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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