well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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