So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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