If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We were destined to go to rehab together
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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