Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
