You're so nebulous sometimes
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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