But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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