where does the pee come out of this thing
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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