What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize