Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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