Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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