love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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