I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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