your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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