That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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