i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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