Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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