there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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