this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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