I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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