so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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