My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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