I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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