everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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