i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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