I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
