5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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