Do vagina's smell?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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